I have a collection of my diarrhea in clear glass jars from a bet. The bets over. What do I do with them?

 
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#24007   2007-12-05 22:42 GMT      
I have 67 half gallon glass jars of feces and diarrhea that I made for a bet. Someone said I couldn't do it, so I did. But the bet is over and I have my money. I don't want to throw them in the garbage because my garbage man will be upset. If the bag breaks and the jar hits the payment, it will stink. I obviously can't give it to anyone. Who would want it? If I put it all in the toilet, i may clog it up and/or waste a lot of water. I can;t put it in a dumpster somewhere, that illegal. What do I do? I'm kinda stuck.
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#24008   2007-12-05 22:42 GMT      
thats so gross flush it down the toilet but don't try to do it all at once that is the nastiest thing i ever heard by the way
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#24009   2007-12-05 22:42 GMT      
send it c.o.d. to the idiot that made the bet with you for a good laugh.
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#24010   2007-12-05 22:42 GMT      
No you don't...
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#24011   2007-12-05 22:42 GMT      
How can you be stuck, obviously your a** is not stuck, that hole should be sore. I wonder how long it took you to fill so many jars. It sounds so disgusting. But to your question, give the jars to the person who lost the bet!!!
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#24012   2007-12-05 22:42 GMT      
that is soooo gross!!! i say flush it down the toilet half at a time or something like that.

eewwww....
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#24013   2007-12-05 22:42 GMT      
Bring it to a farm. They like manure, right?
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#24014   2007-12-05 22:42 GMT      
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
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#24015   2007-12-05 22:42 GMT      
hmmm. OH! Make a garden. Feces works INCREDIBLY well to fertilize garden soil (ha! soil, get it?). It made be kind of smelly and gross for the first few days, but once the plants are grown, get some plant cleaner and clean the plants-you don't want any funky diseases...
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#24016   2007-12-05 22:42 GMT      
I guess the bet to have someone chug one didn't pan out either?

I suggest loading them up in your car, go to a near by street and do your best mailman imitation and put one in every mail box.

Imagine the 67 responses your jars would get when the home owners checked their mailboxes the next day. What the heck is this stuff? Imagine if someone opened one Classic.

Look at this Ethel someone dropped us off some soup, looks like it could be some type of gumbo.. looks like their is some corn in there though.
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#24017   2007-12-05 22:42 GMT      
Ewwwwwwww! I guess you'll have to drink it.
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#24018   2007-12-05 22:42 GMT      
You're disgusting. Through the entire jar with it's contents in a bin that won't break when the garbage man throws it out. Problem solved.
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#24019   2007-12-05 22:42 GMT      
Make a giant catapult and send them flying off in random directions.
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#24020   2007-12-05 22:42 GMT      
I don't believe you.
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#24021   2007-12-05 22:42 GMT      
First off, that is REALLY gross, and second, only get rid of them if you can emotionally handle it. If you still think that you have memories attatched to them, keep them.
To get rid of them, take them to a biology building or a waste management building where they can safely dispose of them.
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#24022   2007-12-05 22:42 GMT      
auction it on ebay and say its britney spears' or some celeb's waste. if that doesn't work out, give it to your ex hahahaha
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#24023   2007-12-05 22:42 GMT      
that is absolutely disgusting beyond all belief...

flush them down the toilet one jar at a time!
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